Whats the world coming to?

The Wacky LIFE that is ME

Ahh...as I sit here at my computer wondering what the heck I'm going to BLOG about...I can't help but remember all the times that I slipped up, got caught, lied through my teeth and then got away scot-free for 3 months and then started on the path again. (haha)...
All those times, now well and truely behind me, I can now focus on the huge set of trouble I'm going to get into ahead of me...oh to be a 2 year old again.
So, just how WACKY is the LIFE that is ME - you may ask? Well, Its actually pretty CRAZY! It's like the movie 'Catch me if you can'...One minute I'm a journalist, the next I'm an actor. Then several days latter, I'm a dancer (not a stripper...although???), then I'm a Secretary. Then a Delivery Man (like the UPS guys in their tight fitting brown shorts), then I'm a painter, a chef, a dog washer, a car groomer, a priest, a psychiatrist, a massage therapist...etc..etc...etc... And thats just when I'm asleep.
So whats a 6ft1, Polynesian adonis guy (trying to turn his KEG into a SIXpack) supposed to do? Well, he logs on this blogging website to bad mouth other people, but ends up setting himself up with his very own BLOGGER!
With that said...WELCOME! ENJOY!